reblog if you don’t lift but you still have strong muscles from carrying the weight of your sins
(via illegalaustralien)
| me: | *wants to live a minimalist life with little to no clutter* |
| also me: | I'm keeping this math assignment from 5th grade I might need it later. |
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So accurate it hurts
(Source: lady-feral, via floozys-deactivated20180908)
| Womens shampoos/conditioners: | So soft and supple, lavender with a hint of daffodil and sandlewood. leaves you feeling silky smooth like you're taking a mud bath floating on cloud. |
| Mens shampoos/conditioners: | NEW MENS 78 IN 1 SHAMPOO CONDITIONER COMBO. SHAMPOO, CONDITIONER, TOOTHPASTE, BODY WASH, HAIR GEL, FACE SCRUB, CAR WASH, DEGREASER, ENGINE OIL, AND WHEEL BEARING LUBE ALL IN ONE. SMELL LIKE OLD SPICE, ENGINE GREASE, 98 OCTANE FUEL AND SWEAT, ALL DAY. USE IT TO WAX YOUR CAR OR ADD IT TO MILK FOR A PROTEIN SHAKE. MANLY. |
“that’s the spirit” i say as i gesture to the spirit that’s been haunting my home for years. when will they leave or start contributing to the household by doing something like helping with laundry. when will they pay rent
(Source: greelin, via thebootydiaries)
